kvitoya:

the most obnoxious part of the holiday season is commercials that try to sound like ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas and have a dinky xylophone playing in the background while the narrator tells you in rhyme to buy a Ford

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therunawayarchaeologist:

5 year old: 🎼 Bob the builder can he fix it?!

Edgy 5 year old:

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itsyourgoodfriendpaul:

The real Powerball was the friends we made along the way

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emotionsidehoe:

sailorbrazil:

accept her

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chefpyro:

rikmach:

chefpyro:

dinosaurs probably wouldnt be half as popular if they still existed cause they’d just be animals and wouldn’t be as mysterious

like. rhinos are right there. they’re super cool in concept but they’re right there and nobody cares

I care about Rhinos.

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magiikm1ke:

retrogamingblog:

Wii Sports theme but it’s played on the game’s packaging

we have achieved peak humanity, it’s all downhill from here

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threefeline:

librarights:

demonladytakkuri:

Oh btw Judy not only got her abortion, but she moved on and has a gf now

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